Rave Regular Gifts

'We found a stash of Echoes and some Lima Sierra Delta.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Beware of Dawg.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Spaghetti Rave"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Cybergoth.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Club DJ.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Dance Dance Dance.

The new rain dance.

The Grim Rapper

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Bling Crosby.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Crunk

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre cam along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to lau