Rave Rookie Gifts

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'First of all, relax.'

Veloci-Rapper

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"Spaghetti Rave"

Cybergoth.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

The new rain dance.

Club DJ.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Dance Dance Dance.

Crunk

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Goldie.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"That bass isn't bad."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

Stop looking at me! Whatcha doing? Practicing my part in the spring play. But it's just a walk-on. Exactly! Some actors just talk the talk. I get to walk the walk.

Great party - thanks.

Krazee dancer yeah!

"That's very deep house."

Night clubbing.

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

Dance Enthusiasts.

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

'This ain't Glastonbury, mate! Piss off!'