Raves Gifts

Cybergoth.

Teddy Bear Rave - "I remember when they were happy with just a picnic."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Club DJ.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Dance Dance Dance.

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

The new rain dance.

Elvis Presley.

The Poet.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

'I play heavy metal.'

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

Goldie.

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Beware of Doggerel

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

Krazee dancer yeah!

Great party - thanks.

"That bass isn't bad."

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"That's very deep house."

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

Dance Enthusiasts.

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Night clubbing.

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'