Rave Culture Gifts

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Second lifeReal life.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Cybergoth.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

The new rain dance.

Dance Dance Dance.

Club DJ.

Geek on Wheaties Box.

Homing Beatnik

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

Goldie.

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Great party - thanks.

Krazee dancer yeah!

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

Geek Beach

Adam Duritz

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.