Rave Lover Gifts

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

"Spaghetti Rave"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Rave: £5 entrance fee (to cover organiser's fine"

Marimba

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Cybergoth.

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Graduation keynote speakers.

The new rain dance.

Club DJ.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Dance Dance Dance.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Football drummer

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'