Raven Lover Gifts

"Well, maybe just once more."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"It's not corvid. It's covid!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Which one's yours?"

The Raven in Flight

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

I love my cape

"Spaghetti Rave"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Spider boy

Beware of the Dragon

'Nevermore.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"