Dragon Lover Gifts

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

Beware of the Dragon

Dragon Hair-dryer.

19th Century War on Terror

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Dragon Victim

Welsh cheese

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Chinese stock market

The hungry Chinese dragon.

'But you said if I came over we could play Fantasy Football!'

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

If humans learn to control fire, dragons would have no more than four years to live on earth.

The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.

Let's see how markets respond on Monday.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

Didn't your Mum tell you not to cover your mouth when you're sneezing?

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Romney had heard that taking one's pet out in public was a great way to meet women.

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"Dang it all Jed, how come them city slicker politicians have to go meddlin with things they ain't got a clue about?"

Dragon Tattoo

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

A Chinese man flies a dragon kite.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Tired Barbie

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated