Dragon Enthusiast Gifts

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

Do you do cremations?

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

'Bless you...'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

Dragon Trick Candles.

"Frankly, I don't like the look of this jury."

My dad is the bravest.

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

Welsh Dragon

Obama and the Chinese dragon

David Cameron wields the sword of democracy against the dragon of fundamentalism.

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

'Honest! -- I never intended the anti-smoking ordinance to apply to you!'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'I think it's just a tax loss fiddle.'

Tattoos.

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

'Frankly, I think knights only fight us to show off to the ladies...'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

'Let one more dragon get away and I'm busting you all the way down to peasant!'

'Bless you...'

'This note from the Day Care Centre says you're hoarding all the toys: That's my boy!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'