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Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Do you do cremations?

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

'Bless you...'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

My dad is the bravest.

"Frankly, I don't like the look of this jury."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'Honest! -- I never intended the anti-smoking ordinance to apply to you!'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'

Welsh Dragon

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Obama and the Chinese dragon

David Cameron wields the sword of democracy against the dragon of fundamentalism.

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."

"You should have told be about the side effects."

"Honey, you're snoring."

Dragon breathes fire on the dentist.

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"And don't take that tone with me, mister!"

Emperor Xi

China watching over Taiwan's elections

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated