Dragon Fanatic T-Shirts

'Honestly. I can't take you anywhere!'

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Diolch

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant Monster in Bath

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter