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"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Frank! You're snoring again!"

Organic Soldering.

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Dragon replaces the stork

"Go on Darling, light your birthday candles!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'