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'Dad, I wanted my toast lightly browned, not burnt!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Zombies.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Organic Soldering.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Bram Stoker

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Welsh Dragon

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

"Ground score!"