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'Dad, I wanted my toast lightly browned, not burnt!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Zombies.

Warrior Woman

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Organic Soldering.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Welsh Dragon

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Ground score!"