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'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Organic Soldering.

Chinese stock market

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Welsh Dragon

"Love your ambiance!"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Beware of the Dragon

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"