Dragon Lore Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Love your ambiance!"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"