Dragon Story Fan T-Shirts

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Chinese stock market

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Welsh Dragon

"Love your ambiance!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"