Dragon Story Fan Gifts

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Diolch

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Organic Soldering.

Chinese stock market

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Welsh Dragon

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Love your ambiance!"

Beware of the Dragon

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'