Dragon Fan Gifts

It burns when I tinkle.

"You didn't honestly think we could breath fire, did you?

"Oh, it's not for my protection, it's for those around me. 100% asbestos."

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Diolch

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Pond Dipping...

Organic Soldering.

Zombie pet tricks.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"