Dragon Enthusiasts Gifts

'Darling, you were supposed to 'blow-out' the candles...'

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

What did I tell you kids about picking up your wrappers after you eat?

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

"Blasted canned food again!"

Pipeline rights through our territory will come to ten virgins per mile,

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Welsh Dragons

Beijing 2022

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Chinese stock market

Organic Soldering.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Welsh Dragon

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.