Dragon Lovers Gifts

"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"

I cannot believe how much a teenage boy can eat.

'I appear to have upset the animal rights lobby.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Playing Fetch.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

Organic Soldering.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'