Dragon Lovers Pillows

"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"

'I appear to have upset the animal rights lobby.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Playing Fetch.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Diolch

"She's a miniature."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."