Dragon Fanatic Gifts

'Honestly. I can't take you anywhere!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Catasaurus

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."