Dino Fanatic Gifts

"No there's something you don't see every day!"

Fossil Fuel Lobbyist

"See, this why we can't have nice things."

"Me?! Me?!!! He's the carnivore. Why don't you ask HIM what happened to Fred?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early photobombing

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"