Dolphin Fanatic Gifts

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The Perfect Foil

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Food fight!'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Common Dolphin

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Dolphin tricks.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Go deep!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Helicopter

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."