Dolphin Fans Gifts

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

A dolphin squeaks in fright at the sight of a mouse.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Dolphin tricks.

"Go deep!"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Just get her home before she evolves.

Common Dolphin

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"The swim-with-dolphins packages were all booked."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."