Dolphin Devotees Gifts

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"They're so like us."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

If Ghosts Were Real

'He's barking mad!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Common Dolphin

Dolphin tricks.

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"