Dino Devotees Gifts

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Playing Fetch.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"He was a sea rescue."

65 Million Years Ago

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"You're completely screwed up."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."