Dino Devotee With A Beat Gifts

Velocirappers

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"I think we overordered."

Dino Snack

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Common Dolphin

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"We Tell No One"

If Ghosts Were Real

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Utilosaurus

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

The Bonvoy Age...

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Museums frantically adjust to the latest scientific bombshell.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Then, my arthritis..."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."