Dino Dancer Gifts

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"The club scene is really changing."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

The Stripper

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Dino Snack

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

The Flirtateous Period

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

FedRex

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

T-Rex Ballerina

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Tacosaurus Mex

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'