Dino Drama Lover Gifts

"Um, anything you need to tell me? Now would be a good time."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I don't like the look of this."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Proposal

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Speech

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"