Dino Romantic Gifts

The Flirtateous Period

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Dog in love

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I don't like the look of this."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Dino Snack

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

FedRex

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Utilosaurus

How to survive the coming crash.

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"