Doggy Romantic Gifts

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Dog in love

Conversation between Dogs.

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

The Flirtateous Period

Proposal on a snowboard

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

You had me at sit and stay.

'Meet my significant other.'

Tinder for dogs

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"Parry Me!"

"Mister Bones?!"

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

Mitzy was determined to wash that man right out of her hair

Though they had only been married 7 years, it felt like almost 50.

'We're best friends, supposedly. . .? I sleep rough, get tied up, I'm fed left-overs. . . He even snarls at me when I dump. . .?'

"It's okay, kids. It's probably no one you knew."

"You're retired, I'm retired."

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

"Relax, princess. I'm fixed."