Doggy Romantic Prints

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Dog in love

Conversation between Dogs.

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

The Flirtateous Period

Proposal on a snowboard

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Meet my significant other.'

Tinder for dogs

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"Parry Me!"

"Mister Bones?!"

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

Mitzy was determined to wash that man right out of her hair

Though they had only been married 7 years, it felt like almost 50.

'We're best friends, supposedly. . .? I sleep rough, get tied up, I'm fed left-overs. . . He even snarls at me when I dump. . .?'

"It's okay, kids. It's probably no one you knew."

"You're retired, I'm retired."

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

"Relax, princess. I'm fixed."

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."