Doggie Drama Lover Gifts

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

Conversation between Dogs.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."