Doggie Drama Lover Mugs

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

Conversation between Dogs.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'