Doggy Drama Fan Mugs

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."