Doggy Drama Fan Prints

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!