Dog Drama Lover Prints

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Cat soap operas

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'