Doggy Drama Aficionado Prints

'I would have gladly taken him walkies but my credit card has expired.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Hounds of Heck!

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'