Doggy Drama Enthusiast Prints

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"My boyfriend and I had a falling out!"