Doggy Drama Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

Behavior Problems In Dogs.

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."