Doggy Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

Behavior Problems In Dogs.