Doggie Drama Fans Gifts

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'It didn't start out this way.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."