Doggie Drama Fans T-Shirts

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Ice Cream Lover

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'