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Theatre Masks and Butts

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"This time, she went too far."

Covid Masks

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

Janus.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.