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'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Lord George brings news of the debate

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Covid Masks

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"This time, she went too far."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

Janus.

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

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