Doggie Drama Fan Gifts

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."