Doggie Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Well, I see this 'A' in 'Looking Pitiful' is well deserved."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'