Doggie Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Well, I see this 'A' in 'Looking Pitiful' is well deserved."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."