
'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
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'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'
Tacosaurus Mex
"I have all my information stored on the Cloud."
Tyrannosaurus Text
"We're tracking this large object headed toward earth, but it's no cause for alarm because our tiny brains are incapable of grasping the danger anyway."
'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'
'Probably would have tasted like chicken.'
"They say the Transformation Meteor is coming, but I told them "I'm a dinosaur. I don't do change" What's the worst that could happen?"
Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.
"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"
"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."
"Mammals? Those tiny furry things? Don't make me laugh, they'll never amount to anything!"
A caveman eats out.
Dinosaurs
FedRex
"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."
59 years of US blockade of Cuba
Luck
"Oh, ICK! I got some primordial ooze in my mouth!"
Dino Snack
The Last Dinosaur
Saddlesaurus
You and I are finished! Can't you get that through that tiny little brain of yours?!
"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"
A paleontologist puts together dinosaur bones and becomes trapped inside.
Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.
Biggest heimlich maneuver ever recorded.
Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.
Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')
The Day the Wooly mammoth caterpillar became extinct.
"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."
'You may be descended from a saber-toothed tiger, but I'm descended from a T-rex!'
'Finding a good cave is hard these days: They all seem to be full of these ape-like creatures...'
'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'
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