Dino Lover Pillows

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

Tacosaurus Mex

"I have all my information stored on the Cloud."

'Probably would have tasted like chicken.'

"They say the Transformation Meteor is coming, but I told them "I'm a dinosaur. I don't do change" What's the worst that could happen?"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Mammals? Those tiny furry things? Don't make me laugh, they'll never amount to anything!"

Dinosaurs

FedRex

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

59 years of US blockade of Cuba

Luck

"Oh, ICK! I got some primordial ooze in my mouth!"

Dino Snack

The Last Dinosaur

Saddlesaurus

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

A paleontologist puts together dinosaur bones and becomes trapped inside.

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You may be descended from a saber-toothed tiger, but I'm descended from a T-rex!'

'Finding a good cave is hard these days: They all seem to be full of these ape-like creatures...'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'

'All the same, our dinosaur ancestors once ruled the world... small comfort that is.'