Dino Bone Lover Pillows

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"