Dino Bone Lover Mugs

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look! No hands!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Catasaurus

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'