Dinosaur Lover Mugs

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that big thing?!!'

"And the award for best newcomer goes to..."

Jerry went extinct.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

'The sequester's coming! We have to act now!'

'Looks like Og took up jogging!'

'You're the first of our kind and we're the last of our kind. Care to join us for a farewell drink?'

Dino Fest

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

"I see dinosaurs are trending."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

'Sorry... you are late. There are no vacancies.'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'

The wheel.

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"Extracting proteins from ancient bones is a complex business. . ."

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'

'Dis one is dangerous? Og can't remember.'

'Oh man!! I'm gonna' be RIPPED!!!'

'There's just something missing.'

'You don't look fat, dear... just wooly.'

'He just looks taller than me because he walks upright!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Marathon costume

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'Zilla, eat all your greens.'

'Slow, stupid snake never evolved or grew limbs! How can you possibly avoid extinction?'

'Can you believe it's one million, B.C.?' 'No. Me still write 'one million-one' on checks!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"